One of the downfalls of having the word “piss” in the title of your blog is having to see what search strings people were using when they came across it:

Now, I’m perfectly aware that there are genres of porn that involve peeing, and I’m even willing to bet that there are sub-niches within those genres that are enthralled by a woman who can have a long and drawn out urination session. But smelly? Who are these people?